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‘But it seems that they could actually be the best way to a woman’s heart.

Chatroulette works pretty much the same way, except instead of a text that pops up, it's a video.

You allow the website to turn on your computer's camera, and you're off.

You can easily switch to chat with another user by clicking "stop" or "next;" so can your partner.

In the five times I tried as I was writing this, I got two masturbating men (with tight shots of their exposed genitals), two men's faces, and one man who texted "baby like China sex." Did I mention a ton of teen girls frequent this site?

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