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25-Sep-2018 23:08

These guys fight tooth and nail to keep every customer because if they don't meet their numbers they don't get paid.Comcast uses "gates" for their incentive pay, which means that if you fall below a certain threshold (which tend to be stretch goals in the first place) then instead of getting a reduced amount, you get 0$.L2G – (would) Love to go L2K – Like to come l33t – Leet, meaning ‘elite’ L8R – Later L8RG8R – Later, gator LBAY – Laughing back at you LD – Later, dude / Long distance LD – Learning Disability LEMENO – Let me know LERK – Leaving easy reach of keyboard LFG – Looking for group () LGH – Lets get high LH6 – Lets have sex LHSX – Lets have sex LHM – Lord help me LHO – Laughing head off LIC – Like I care LIK – liquor Li L or lil – Little LIMT – Laugh in my tummy LMAO – Laughing my *a* off LMBO – Laughing my butt off LMFAO – Laughing my freaking *a* off LMIRL – Lets meet in real life LMK – Let me know LMNK – Leave my name out LOA – List of acronyms LOL – Laughing out loud LOL – Laugh out loud LOL – Lots of love LOLH – Laughing out loud hysterically LOLO – Lots of love LOLWTF – Laughing out loud (saying) “What the fuck ? SOS – Meaning help SOS – Son of Sam SOT – Short of time SOTMG – Short of time, must go SOWM – Someone with me SPK – Speak () SRSLY – Seriously SPST – Same place, same time SPTO – Spoke to SQ – Square SRY – Sorry SS – So sorry SSDD – Same stuff, different day SSIF – So stupid it’s funny SSINF – So stupid it’s not funny ST&D – Stop texting and drive STFU – Shut the fuck up STR8 – Straight STW – Search the Web SUITM – See you in the morning SUL – See you later SUP – What’s up?” LOTI – Laughing on the inside LOTR – Lord of The Rings () LQTM – Laughing quietly to myself LSHMBH – Laugh so hard my belly hurts LSV – Language, sex and violence LTD – Living the dream LTNS – Long time no see LTOD – Laptop of death LTS – Laughing to self LULT – Love you long time LULZ – Slang for LUS – The girl is lose or not playing it safe sexually () LVM – Left voice mail LWOS – Laughing without smiling LY – Love ya LYLAS – Love you like crazy LYLC – Love you like a sis LYSM – Love you so much LYLAS – Love you like crazy LYLC – Love you like a sis LYSM – Love you so much M8 – Mate MC – Merry Christmas MEGO – My eyes glaze over MEH – Meaning a “shrug” or shrugging shoulders MEHH – Meaning a “sigh” or sighing MFI – Mad for it MGB – May God bless MIRL – Meet in real life MKAY – Meaning “Mmm, okay” MLM – Meaning give the middle finger MM – Sister () NIFOC – Naked in front of computer NIGI – Now I get it NIMBY – Not in my back yard NIROK – Not in reach of keyboard NLT – No later than NM – Nothing much / Never mind NMH – Not much here NMU – Not much, you? RX – Regards RX – Meaning drugs or prescriptions RYB – Read your Bible RYS – Read your screen RYS – Are you single? SUX – Meanings sucks or “it sucks” SWAK – Sent (or sealed) with a kiss SWALK – Sealed (or sealed) with a loving kiss SWAT – Special Weapons and Tactical Team ( T – Think positive T4BU – Thanks for being you T:)T – Think happy thoughts TA – Thanks a lot TAFN – That’s all for now TANK – Meaning really strong TANKED – Meaning “owned” TANKING – Meaning “owning” TAM – Tomorrow a.m.In sales this is obvious: the more sales you make the better you do.In retention, the more products you save per customer the better you do, and the more products you disconnect the worst you do (if a customer with a triple play disconnects, you get hit as losing every one of those lines of business, not just losing one customer). I probably would’ve gone out with Dex, but the guy took too long!

Whether or not anyone wants to admit to it, fake plays are becoming a constant in mainstream music.[Verse 1: Fabolous] You know them hoes don't want to see you happy baby Make sure you tell em every detail Make sure you CC em on that email Talk how that Mercedes gettin' detailed Mention that new C. back at retail Them hoes be jel, never wish me well Told my lady that I'm leggin' bitches like I'm Miguel Big mouth bitch we just call her Gmail You know everybody had her Gmail My nigga Craig said, "Debow, that's a female" I say she fuckin like a nigga, that's a She-Male Every crew have a Shady one just like D12 All she ride is dick, you riding that V12 In that S6, talking on a 6S Not no gossip just making moves at success These bitches flexin' on a baller alert Guess they don't know, that's a bitch who need baller allure Gossip just a broke people sport (Oh you ain't know) Deep pockets, even deeper thoughts Snakes in the grass, keep it short Free Wi-Fi and it's cheap to talk, so go [Hook: The Weeknd] Go tell your friends about it (About it) Go tell your friends about it (About it) Go tell 'em what you know, what you seen How I roll, how I be on the low Go tell your friends about it (About it) Go tell your friends about it I'm that nigga with the hair Singin' 'bout poppin' pills, fuckin' bitches, livin' life so trill [Verse 2: Fabolous] She don't want the key to your heart She want the key to your whip If she had the key to your heart, she'll prolly key up your whip I'm tellin' her, egos trip but the humble doesn't stumble baby You feelin' yo'self, I'm the one that numb you baby I seen it come together and I seen it crumble baby Let them keep score, we just do our numbers baby Everybody talkin', I feel like a trending topic Hashtag, I bet your mouth bigger than your pocket I got you and your bag, new Céline Got you young fly, fuck what you mean Let them groupies chat in the group chat Niggas tryna shoot they shot but don't know where the hoops at Bitch you know I'm ballin', if you smart, you would recruit that Niggas catchin' plays, ask me where the alley-oops at Man you know this game is vicious All they want is fame and riches Wifin' up the lamest bitches and they tellin' same as snitches So...[Hook: The Weeknd] Go tell your friends about it (About it) Go tell your friends about it (About it) Go tell 'em what you know, what you seen How I roll, how I be on the low Go tell your friends about it (About it) Go tell your friends about it I'm that nigga with the hair Singin' 'bout poppin' pills, fuckin' bitches, livin' life so trill [Interlude: Phendi] Listen, me and my bitches are like sisters So of course we gonna give our opinion on everything ok cool, granted P I'm never the type of female the call my bitches haters If they give they opinion on my relationship If my relationship is fucked up, but bitch If I tell you I'm happy my relationship If I tell you I'm happy with my nigga Just be happy that I'm happy Bitch, I ain't gotta lie to you, I'm grown And they always wanna bring up what ya nigga did in the past Okay cool, you was a hoe in past, bitch, I stood by you [Verse 3: The Weeknd] My cousin said I made it big and it's unusual She tried to take a selfie at my Grandma's funeral Used to roam on Queen, now I sing Queen street anthems Used to hate attention, now I pull up in that wagon And I was broken, I was broken, I was so broke I used to roam around the town when I was homeless Me and Lamar would rob a nigga for his Jordans And flip it just to get these hoes another nose fix Now we get faded when we want, girl, we got choices Lay them on the fuckin' table, we got choices And if they wanna fuck my niggas, they got choices They told me not to fall in love, that shit is pointless Yeah, that shit is pointless They told me not to fall in love, that shit is pointless Yeah, that shit is pointless They told me not to fall in love, that shit is pointless [Hook: The Weeknd] Go tell your friends about it (About it) Go tell your friends about it (About it) Go tell 'em what you know, what you seen How I roll, how I be on the low Go tell your friends about it (About it) Go tell your friends about it I'm that nigga with the hair Singin' 'bout poppin' pills, fuckin' bitches, livin' life so trill [Street Fighter Outro] Round 1, fight Hadoken This nigga, get this nigga, let's go, shit Huhh you always playin' this damn video game Look man, this video game classic man, you ain't even know Ya phone is ringing, it's your ex, you gonna answer it?Let's say that if you retain 85% of your customers or more (this means 85% of the lines of businesses that customers have when they talk to you, they still have after they talk to you), you get 100% of your payout—which might be 5-10$ per line of business.At 80% you might only get 75% of your payout, and at 75% you get nothing.

Whether or not anyone wants to admit to it, fake plays are becoming a constant in mainstream music.[Verse 1: Fabolous] You know them hoes don't want to see you happy baby Make sure you tell em every detail Make sure you CC em on that email Talk how that Mercedes gettin' detailed Mention that new C. back at retail Them hoes be jel, never wish me well Told my lady that I'm leggin' bitches like I'm Miguel Big mouth bitch we just call her Gmail You know everybody had her Gmail My nigga Craig said, "Debow, that's a female" I say she fuckin like a nigga, that's a She-Male Every crew have a Shady one just like D12 All she ride is dick, you riding that V12 In that S6, talking on a 6S Not no gossip just making moves at success These bitches flexin' on a baller alert Guess they don't know, that's a bitch who need baller allure Gossip just a broke people sport (Oh you ain't know) Deep pockets, even deeper thoughts Snakes in the grass, keep it short Free Wi-Fi and it's cheap to talk, so go [Hook: The Weeknd] Go tell your friends about it (About it) Go tell your friends about it (About it) Go tell 'em what you know, what you seen How I roll, how I be on the low Go tell your friends about it (About it) Go tell your friends about it I'm that nigga with the hair Singin' 'bout poppin' pills, fuckin' bitches, livin' life so trill [Verse 2: Fabolous] She don't want the key to your heart She want the key to your whip If she had the key to your heart, she'll prolly key up your whip I'm tellin' her, egos trip but the humble doesn't stumble baby You feelin' yo'self, I'm the one that numb you baby I seen it come together and I seen it crumble baby Let them keep score, we just do our numbers baby Everybody talkin', I feel like a trending topic Hashtag, I bet your mouth bigger than your pocket I got you and your bag, new Céline Got you young fly, fuck what you mean Let them groupies chat in the group chat Niggas tryna shoot they shot but don't know where the hoops at Bitch you know I'm ballin', if you smart, you would recruit that Niggas catchin' plays, ask me where the alley-oops at Man you know this game is vicious All they want is fame and riches Wifin' up the lamest bitches and they tellin' same as snitches So...[Hook: The Weeknd] Go tell your friends about it (About it) Go tell your friends about it (About it) Go tell 'em what you know, what you seen How I roll, how I be on the low Go tell your friends about it (About it) Go tell your friends about it I'm that nigga with the hair Singin' 'bout poppin' pills, fuckin' bitches, livin' life so trill [Interlude: Phendi] Listen, me and my bitches are like sisters So of course we gonna give our opinion on everything ok cool, granted P I'm never the type of female the call my bitches haters If they give they opinion on my relationship If my relationship is fucked up, but bitch If I tell you I'm happy my relationship If I tell you I'm happy with my nigga Just be happy that I'm happy Bitch, I ain't gotta lie to you, I'm grown And they always wanna bring up what ya nigga did in the past Okay cool, you was a hoe in past, bitch, I stood by you [Verse 3: The Weeknd] My cousin said I made it big and it's unusual She tried to take a selfie at my Grandma's funeral Used to roam on Queen, now I sing Queen street anthems Used to hate attention, now I pull up in that wagon And I was broken, I was broken, I was so broke I used to roam around the town when I was homeless Me and Lamar would rob a nigga for his Jordans And flip it just to get these hoes another nose fix Now we get faded when we want, girl, we got choices Lay them on the fuckin' table, we got choices And if they wanna fuck my niggas, they got choices They told me not to fall in love, that shit is pointless Yeah, that shit is pointless They told me not to fall in love, that shit is pointless Yeah, that shit is pointless They told me not to fall in love, that shit is pointless [Hook: The Weeknd] Go tell your friends about it (About it) Go tell your friends about it (About it) Go tell 'em what you know, what you seen How I roll, how I be on the low Go tell your friends about it (About it) Go tell your friends about it I'm that nigga with the hair Singin' 'bout poppin' pills, fuckin' bitches, livin' life so trill [Street Fighter Outro] Round 1, fight Hadoken This nigga, get this nigga, let's go, shit Huhh you always playin' this damn video game Look man, this video game classic man, you ain't even know Ya phone is ringing, it's your ex, you gonna answer it?Let's say that if you retain 85% of your customers or more (this means 85% of the lines of businesses that customers have when they talk to you, they still have after they talk to you), you get 100% of your payout—which might be 5-10$ per line of business.At 80% you might only get 75% of your payout, and at 75% you get nothing.If I was reviewing this guy's calls I'd agree that this is an example of going a little too hard at it, but here's the deal (and this is not saying they're doing the right thing, this is just how it works). In the states I've worked in they start at about 10.50-12$/hr.